Amanentersarestaurant,takesaseat,and,insteadofusingthenapkin,takesthetableclothfromthetableandtucksitaroundhisneck.
Theheadwaiterseesitandtellsthewaitertogoandtellhim,inadiplomaticway,thatwhathedidwasincorrect.
Thewaitergoestothemanandsays,"GooddaytoyouSir..Wouldyoulikeashaveorahaircut?".