Athiefwithalongrecordwasbroughtbeforethejudge.
Judge:Haveyoueverstolenthings?
Thief:Oh,nowandthen.
Judge:Andwherehaveyoustolenthesethings?
Thief:Oh,hereandthere.
Judge:Right.Lockhimup,officer.
Thief:Hey,whendoIgetoutjail?
Judge:Oh,soonerorlater.