OLDCANNERSneverdie,theyarepreserved
OLDCARSneverdie,theyjustgetrunintotheground
OLDCASHIERSneverdie,theyjustcheckout
OLDCHAUFFEURSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirdrive
OLDCHEMISTSneverdie,theyjustdoitinorganically
OLDCHEMISTSneverdie,theyjustfailtoreact
OLDCHEMISTSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirrefluxes
OLDCHEMISTSneverdie,theyjustreachequilibrium
OLDCHEMISTSneverdie,theyjustsmellthatway
OLDCLEANINGpEOpLEneverdie,theyjustkickthebucket
OLDCOMpOSERSneverdie,theyjustdecompose
OLDCOMpUTERpEOpLEneverdie,theyjustlosetheirmemory
OLDCOMpUTERpROGRAMMERSneverdie,theyjustbytethedust
OLDCOOKSneverdie,theyjustgetderanged
OLDCOURIERSneverdie,theyjustkeeponEXpRESSingit!