OLDFOOTBALLpLAYERSneverdie,theyjustgototheendzone
OLDFOOTBALLERSneverdie,theyjustkickthebucket
OLDFORESTERSneverdie,theyjustpineaway
OLDFRIDGEREpAIRMENneverdie,theyjustblowtheircool
OLDFROGSneverdie,theyjustcroak
OLDFRUITneverdie,itjustpear-ishes
OLDGARAGEMENneverdie,theyjustretire
OLDGEOLOGISTSneverdie,theyjustrecrystalize
OLDGHOSTTOWNSneverdie,theybecomedesolate
OLDGOLFERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirdrive
OLDGRApHICARTISTSneverdie,theyjustde-rez
OLDGYMNASTSneverdie,theyjusttakelongertomount
OLDHAMSneverdie,theyjustgetgrounded
OLDHARDWAREENGINEERSneverdie,theyjustcacheintheirchips
OLDHELSINKITOURISTSneverdie,theyjustvanishintoFinnAir