Q:DidyouhearabouttheFrenchmanwhojumpedintotheriverinparis?
A:HewasdeclaredtobeinSeine.
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Fredwassayinghisprayersashisfatherpassedbyhisbedroomdoor."GodblessMommy,andGodblessDaddy,andpleasemakeCalaisthecapitalofFrance.""Fred,"saidhisfather,"whydoyouwantCalaistobethecapitalofFrance?""Becausethat‘swhatIwroteinmygeographytest!"
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WhatistheGuillotine?
AFrenchchoppingcentre.
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WhichghostwaspresidentofFrance?
CharlesdeGhoul.
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Firstwitch:I‘mgoingtoFrancetomorrow.
Secondwitch:Areyougoingbybroom?
Firstwitch:No,byhoovercraft.