OLDTEACHERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirclass
OLDTELEpHONESneverdie,theyjuststopringing
OLDTHERMODYNAMICISTSneverdie,theyjustachievetheirstate--ofmaximumentropy
OLDTIRETUBESneverdie,theyjustgetpunctured
OLDTRASHneverdies,theyjustburyit
OLDTRIGONOMETRYTEACHERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheiridentities
OLDTROMBONISTSneverdie-theyjustslideaway...
OLDTRUCKDRIVERSneverdie;theyjustgetanewpeterbilt
OLDTVSHOWSneverdie,theyjustgetrerunonNickelodeon
OLDTVSOApSTARSneverdie,theybecomepathetic
OLDGOALUMpIRESneverdie,theyjustgetflaggeddown--umpiresasinAustralianRulesFootball
OLDUSENETTERSneverdie,theyjustbecomeunresponsive
OLDVACATIONERSneverdie,theyjustdon‘tcomeback
OLDVIOLINISTSneverdie-theyjustbecomeunstrung.
OLDVOICEMAILSYSTEMSneverdie,theyjuststopanswering