Anewguyintownwalksintoabarandreadsasignthathangsoverthebar:FREEBEERFORTHEPERSONWHOCANPASSTHETEST!Sotheguyasksthebartenderwhatthetestis.
Bartender:"Well,FIRSTyouhavetodrinkthatwholegallonofpeppertequila,theWHOLEthingatonceAND,youcan`tmakeafacewhiledoingit.SECOND,there`sa`gatoroutbackwithasoretooth...youhavetoremoveitwithyourbarehands.THIRD,there`sawomanup-stairswho`sneverhadanorgasm.Yougottamakethingsrightforher.
Man:Well,asmuchasIwouldlovefreebeer,Iwon`tdoit.Youhavetobenutstodrinkagallonofpeppertequilaandtherequirementsgetcrazierfromthere.
Well,astimegoesonandthemandrinksafew,heasks,"Wherezzatteeqeelah?"Hegrabsthegallonoftequillawithbothhands,anddownsitwithabigslurpandtearsstreamingdownhisface.Nexthestaggersoutbackandsoonallthepeopleinsidehearthemostfrighteningroaringandthumping,thensilence.Themanstaggersbackintothebar,hisshirtrippedandbigscratchesalloverhisbody."Now"hesays"Where`sthatwomanwiththesoretooth?"