Greattruthsaboutlifethatadultshavelearned
RaisingteenagersislikenailingJell-Otoatree.
Thereisalwaysalottobethankfulforifyoutakethetimetolook.Forexample:I‘msittingherethinkinghowniceitisthatwrinklesdon‘thurt.
Onereasontosmileisthateverysevenminutesofeverydaysomeoneinanaerobicsclasspullsahamstring.
Carsicknessisthefeelingyougetwhenthemonthlypaymentisdue.
Thebestwaytokeepkidsathomeistomakeapleasantatmosphereandlettheairoutoftheirtires.
Familiesarelikefudge....mostlysweet,withafewnuts.
Today‘smightyoakisjustyesterday‘snutthathelditsground.
Laughinghelps.It‘slikejoggingontheinside.
Middleageiswhenyouchooseyourcerealforthefiber,notthetoy.
Mymindnotonlywanders;sometimesitleavescompletely.
Ifyoucanremaincalm,youjustdon‘thaveallthefacts.