Threeratsaresittingatthebartalkingbraggingabouttheirbraveryandtoughness.
Thefirstsays,"I‘msotough,onceIateawholebagfulofratpoison!"
Thesecondsays,"WellI‘msotough,onceIwascaughtinarattrapandIbititapart!"
Thenthethirdratgetsupandsays,"Laterguys,I‘moffhometoharassthecat."