Anoldmanvisitshisdoctorandafterthoroughexaminationthedoctortellshim:"Ihavegoodnewsandbadnews,whatwouldyouliketohearfirst?"
patient:"Well,givemethebadnewsfirst."
Doctor:"Youhavecancer,Iestimatethatyouhaveabouttwoyearsleft."
patient:"OHNO!That‘sawefull!Intwoyearsmylifewillbeover!Whatkindofgoodnewscouldyouprobablytellme,afterthis???"
Doctor:"YoualsohaveAlzheimer‘s.InaboutthreemonthsyouaregoingtoforgeteverythingItoldyou."