At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."

The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"
在一次晚宴上,作为贵宾的演讲者,即将发表演讲时,他的妻子正坐在桌子的另一端,递给他一张写着潦草的“KISS”的纸条。
　　　　坐在演讲者旁边的客人说:“你的妻子一定很爱你,在你开始演讲之前我看见她送你一份“KISS”。”
　　　　演讲者笑着解释:“你不了解我的妻子。她给了我“KISS”代表‘Keep It Short，Stupid. ' "